Posted by: michelle2005 | August 3, 2009

“Never Argue With A Woman!”

Somebody sent me this email a while back.  I have no idea of it’s origin. However, it was so funny, I decided to post it here to give all of you a good laugh!

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fishing boat

One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

woman reading

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

policeman cartoon

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”).

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.


MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

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Responses

  1. *has a big grin*

  2. this made me smile! 🙂


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